Life In A Kilt Podcast #19 – Goodbye 2016

We bid a much awaited “goodbye” to the year 2016 and tentatively start welcoming 2017 as it creeps over the horizon. Rick and Cheri recap their year and discuss their person plans for the new one. They also discuss the future of the Life In A Kilt Podcast. Should it continue? Should it go away? Tell us what you think. History is made as the Live Beer Review includes TWO different beers in one episode! First off is New Belgium’s Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA and then we crack open Winter Lager by Samuel Adams. Happy New Year everyone!

The Worst Christmas Carols Ever?

In Episode 18 of the Life In A Kilt Podcast, Rick gives his list of the 10 worst Christmas Carols ever written/recorded/performed. While we cannot independently confirm these picks, we nonetheless list them here for your analysis. Feel free to disagree, agree or add your own.

10: The Little Drummer Boy

While there are some decent versions of this song (Crosby & Bowie for one) overall it’s a sad, mopey song that puts a solemn damper on your Christmas celebration. In this version, the Celtic Women try to breathe some life into it but still only succeed in making me giggle every time they say the word “rump.”

9: 12 Days Of Christmas

The Christmas version of “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.” We all anticipate the final  “5 Golden Rings” because we know that means this infernal song is almost over.

8: Baby It’s Cold Outside

No, it’s not about rape. Unless you’re referring to what it does to my patience. You know, every cute or ironic couple pairing does not have to perform this song. Especially since there has already been one perfect version recorded. I’m putting it here. Now stop.

7: Last Christmas

Dude, I’m sorry you made poor relationship decisions “last Christmas” but stop ruining my “this Christmas” whining about them.

6: Mele Kalikimaka

Christmas is not for people who live in tropical paradises or on hot beaches with palm trees. You have so many other great things like piña coladas and surfing and Elizabeth Shue in a surrong (see Cocktail). Please don’t try to destroy Christmas with your images of palm trees and sand. I’m begging you.

5: The Chipmunk Song

Why do kids like this song so much? Frankly, I’d rather Barney the purple dinosaur scale my kilt and fart on my head for thirty minutes. It’s not just that the squeaky “harmonies” are ingratiating (which they are) but the regular screaming at Alvin by Dave will try anyone’s last nerve. Can’t we all finally accept that rodent verbal abuse is no longer funny? Maybe just one of the little guys can come up with a Christmas wish for Dave to attend a few anger management classes. I see no reason this musical blackboard scratch should be pulled out every Christmas season to the exasperation of everyone except maybe Richard Gere.

4: All I Want For Christmas Is A Hippopotamus That Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

I’m only putting three here but this should include pretty much all Christmas novelty songs. Most of these “carols” end up being sung by an animated, mounted bass you can purchase at Cracker Barrel. They’re largely grandparent humor. You have lots of time to enjoy these songs when you pass the age of 75, don’t do it now.

3: Grown-Up Christmas List

If you’ve got a Christmas list to give to Santa, you’re not a grown up. Give your kids to someone to take care of for awhile and get some in-patient therapy. Come back when you are a real grown-up and can solve your problems like the rest of us do by actually working on them. Also, take the sweater off of your cat.

2: Little St. Nick

I imagine if I’m ever kidnapped by foreign terrorists, this is the song they will play for me over and over as I desperately beg for beheading. I can’t say enough bad things about this song but I’ve certainly tried over the years. Not only is the premise so predictable (We’re the Beach Boys and sing about cars like in “Little Deuce Coupe” so let’s sing about Santa’s sleigh in “Little St. Nick!”) but we have to listen to them continually reminding us that “Christmas comes this time each year.” Oh, really? It’s not going to randomly move to the 8th of August one year and 26th of March the next? Good to know.

1: The Christmas Shoes

I hate to dishonor Christmas by even referring to this as a ‘Christmas carol” but there seems to be no way to stop it. If I could, I would pick Santa up by his shoes (boots) and, with Santa, club to death every member of this band, their management, their writers and merch staff. I’d also slash their tour bus tires just to be safe. I had to listen to 10 seconds of this song when I was preparing the video for this blog and now I can’t stop my gag reflexes. But, hey, isn’t that what Christmas is all about?

Life In A Kilt Podcast #18 – Merry Christmas!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Well, pretty much. Happy “whatever you celebrate,” friends. We’re doing Christmas here and on this episode we discuss Christmas, how the Celts influenced it and how white kilt hose ruined it (apparently). Cheri presents Rick a sleigh-full of gifts and discusses why it sucks to be single at Christmas time. Rick complains about bad Christmas carols and presents his own “Top 10 worst Christmas Carols Ever.” Rick and Cheri continue debating whether they should do a live New Year’s Eve video podcast so speak up if you want to see it. The Live Beer Review unwraps Magic Hat Brewing Company’s Winter Mingle. Sláinte!


Life In A Kilt Podcast #17 – Christmas Gift Ideas

How’s your Holiday Season going so far? To help your gift buying activities, we have compiled a list of gift ideas for your favorite kiltie! You’ll find something here to make you kilt wearer happy for sure. For added festivity, Rick presents Cheri with some… shall we say rather “unique” Christmas gifts. Our Live Beer Review features Founders Brewery’s Breakfast Stout. (Despite what Rick says in the podcast, the beer was brewed in 2016, not 1916.) Tasty!

Breakfast Stout

What the…

What do these things have to do with anything? Listen to this week’s podcast on Thursday to find out!